Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Triple meaning

A very very TRIPLE meaning Example
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" HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI "
Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski
birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi
hai :P

Indian vs Americans (English)

One day, two friends (one is indian and other is american) visit a choclate shop in America. Watching the people busyAmerican steal 3 chocolates. After leaving the shop. American said "Man I m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one
saw me, u cant beat that".
Indian replied:"You wanna see
something better, lets go back to the
shop and I will show you real
stealing"
So they went to the counter and
Indian said to the Shop boy:-"Do
you
wanna see magic....??
Shop boy replied:"Yes."
Indian said:"Give me one chocolate
bar."
The shop boy gave him one,
and he ate it.
He asked for the second,
and he ate that as well.
He asked for the third, and finished
thatone too.
The shop boy asked:"But where
is the magic....??
Indian replied:"Check in my friends
pocket, and you ll find them."
U can't beat an INDIAN Hahahha.