Thursday, April 25, 2013

Funny Shayari

Arz kiya hai
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Cycle chalao aisi jiska pichla paiya na ho
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wah wah
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cycle chalao aisi jiska pichla paiya na ho or ladki patao aisi jiska koi bhaiya na ho

Do you remeber that funny video??

CID - ACP jokes

Students with Teacher and without teacher

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Life of Students.. Must Read $ Share!!!

PC hai Net Nahi...
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ATM hai Paise Nahi..
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Cell Hai Balance Nahi..
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Bike hai Petrol Nahi
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Frnd hai Girl Frnd Nahi..
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Exam hai Tension Nahi..
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Padhna hai MOOD Nahi... :p :O :D

Solid Insult by unknown boy.... Must Read :)

Boy (politely): Hi...
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Girl (showing atitude) : Do I know
you..? .
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Boy (in cool tone):
nai re pagli.. teri itni aukaat kaha..;)

Tower from ciggrates

Killer Shayari

Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo
Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki
Marji! :P

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Ipl Jokes - Lasith Malinga

Lassi-th Malinga...
Share it and make other LOL

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Attention!

Admin Exams are going on..
Due to this we are sorry to say that our site will not be updated till 24/4/2013
On that day, Our site will appeared with awesome jokes, Theme and Will ROCK the internet...

Thanks to All Our Respected Daily visitors...
I hope you will visit our site daily... :)

Monday, April 8, 2013

Pappu Rocks!!!

Ek Bus Mein Ladko & Ladkiyo Ki Team
Antakshari Khelne K Liye Bani..
Girls Hum Tumko Haraakar dikhayenge
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Pichhe betha PAPPU BOLA:" Hum Haar
Gye, Chalo Ab Dikhao...:p :O :D :D
Jo samajh gya Thoko Like 200 ki speed
se .....

Himesh Reshamiya joke !!! LoLoL.. Toppa king

Himesh Reshamiya Ki Shadi Ko 3 Saal ho
gaye
Ek din Himesh ki maa ne apni bahu ko bulaya
aur kaha: “Beta, Good News Kab De
Rahi Ho?”
Bahu: “Maaji Good News Kya Ganta Hogi,
Aap Unhe Samjhaye, Har Kam Topi Pehen Ke
Nahi Hota“ :P

Killer Insult.. :p

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki
ring de do,
mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar
lena ki
kamine
se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di!!! :P
boy rocked
girl shocked :P

Friday, April 5, 2013

Insult by Santa

Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was
ugly and the other one was beautiful.
Pappu: walked straight to the ugly girl.
Pappu : Hi!
Girl : Hi!!
Pappu : Wanna dance ?
Girl : Yes (excited).
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Pappu : Ok, go and dance, I wanna talk to
your friend. :p

Insult Wife :0

A couple was having dinner at a restaurant.
As the food was served,.
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the husband said:
The food looks delicious, let's eat!
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Wife: Honey, you say prayer before eating at
home.
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Husband: That's at home, Sweetheart. Here
the chef knows how to cook.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

So True

Engg. Jokes

Ise kahte hai Engineering ki padhai?
:0 :p

Engineers Rocxxx

What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
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Frequency=1/time
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means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
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PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)