Sunday, February 17, 2013

Ladkiyan bhi kamini hoti hai :p

Boy :.excuse me, kya aap mujhe
apni dairy milk mein se chota sa
bite de sakti hain?
Giri-kya mein aapko jaanti hu?
Boy-nahi Girl- to phir…
Boy-par meri maa kehti hai koi
bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle
mooh meetha kar lena chahiye.
Girl gives him a piece of dairy milk
to him…..
Girl-waise kya shubh kaam karne
ja rahe ho?
Boy-main soch raha tha ki aapko
ghar chor du..
Girl smiles and says:
“pehle to pakar 100rs aur apne baal katwa ke
aa manhoos=X
bus stop pe khara hai ur mujhe
ghar chorne ki baat kar raha
hai ..
pehle koi bike to lele Kangley
mooche aayi nahi hain aur chal hai mujhe
patane…..
ek piece kya de diya sir pe hi aake
baith gaya begairat…
aisa kar tu mujhe apni maa se hi
milwade .. unhe bataungi kitne
shubh kaam karta hai aapka beta….
wo hi achchi tara se mooh
meetha karengi tera Kaminey……xD :D

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