Thursday, February 28, 2013

Poem for Engineers - "kya sach me engineer hai hum".

Kya sach me hum engineer hai ya fir
koi ghulam hai,,,,
Parosa hume bs ja raha, rata rataya
gyan hai……
Teacher se kuch pucho to kehti -main
nhi bataungi…
Ye lecture ka material nahi , ise tut me
samjhaungi…
Teacher apne man me dekho bante
kitne mahaan hai,,
Waat hamari lagake rakhte, aur mangte
sammaan hai…
Teacher hamesha hume kahenge
dumb, jaise khud bade Einstein hai….
Viva me hume aise baithate jaise hum
lcd screen hai…..
Agar itna hi ata hume , to writer na ban
jate hum,,,
Jante hai vo ye lekin, questions na unke
hote kam…
Sochlo lo fir se yaron ,kya sach me
engineer hai hum…:o

Really True story :///

Share it... if you have one of that friendm...

;)

Loool... Indian Avengers :p :0

True story :)

haha... lets try it :p

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Bachelor of Flirtism

Trrin
trrin...
Gal: hello sweet heart..
Boy: ohh jaan. Bolo
Gal: kaha ho yar subh se koi ata pata nai.
Boy:arre hum to khoye hue hain apki ankho
me..
Gal:abi kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: tumhari pic dkh rha hu,kahi aur mann nai
lag rha.
Gal: maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nai.
Boy: arre mere dil me chapi hai pic,barso se..
Gal: bt hum to parso mile hain pehali bar.
Boy:tumhare bina ek pal bhi barso k samaan
hai, pinky.
Gal: pinky?ye pinky kaun hai? Mai to Tanya
hu.
Boy: lagta hai tumse bat karke sb bhool jata
hu.
Gal: tum babloo ho na?
Boy: gharwale to ricky bolte hain,but vo galat
ho sakte hai tum nai.
Gal:ye kolhapur ka number hai na?
Boy:tha to nai but abse hai.!!
Boys are boys. thoko like*** :P :P :P

True story!

Barbaaad karne Ke aur Bhi Tareeke The duniya me.. . . . . . . . . . . . Jaane kyun Mark Zuckerberg Ko FACEBOOk Ka khayal Hi Aaya (‘,’) <()>Khud To Kar Li Shadi.. _||_ Aur Hume Yahan LIKE LIKE Khelne Pe Laga Gaya

Zindagi me kch cheezo ka "MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI"...:-)

Jaise..
Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane ka,
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Teacher k padhane pr kahi kho jane ka, .
Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
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Interval me pani ki tanki k pass khade ho jane
ka,
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Corridor me bhagte hue chillane ka,
. Library me books pr pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko bar bar uske
lover k samne chidane ka,
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Bar-Bar eye contact kr man me muskurane
ka, .
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane
ka..:)

:Oh :plz

Kingfisher assistant:"sir
pichale 15 dino me ek bhi
bottle nahi biki..
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Vijay Malya:"jara engineering
college me phone lagao aur
pucho result kab
hai..:p :O :D :D

Golden sent.

Dad : Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam ki Jis se
mera sir uncha hua ho?
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Son : 1 bar aapke sar ke niche TAKIYA lgaya
tha .... Bhul gaye ? :p

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Insteresting Proof!!! 4=5

Hahaha...
Just Ask Any expert for this!!!

Balancing Ka Baap

LoL True Story :p

Rishta wahi soch nayi :D

GIRL's : WE hate cigarette!
So WE dont touch it.
BOY's : WE too hate cigarettes!
So WE BURN IT.

Monday, February 25, 2013

LoL plz :p

Hella True...

:p

School Me Aag Lag Gayi,
Sab Bache Khush The K Ab Skul Nhi Aana
Padega,
1 Bacha Udaas Tha.
Teacher : Beta Y R U Sad ?
Bacha : Sir Ap Zinda Kaise Bach Gaye?

No clapz :plz

Best Sms Of 1946.
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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya???
Tum Bhi na Oh god Bus Pagal ho jaate ho
humara post padne k liye... B) :p

Engineers Rocks, MBA shockz

An Engineer Found Rs. 100/-
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He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner
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Bill Rs. 6000/-
He was unable to pay.
Manager handed him to police
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He Gave Rs. 100/- to Policeman&
Became free..
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Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT
Without MBA..:D

Suppose by a PRofessor!!

Professor khaali plate mein roti dubo
kr kha
rha tha…
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Waiter: Aap ye kia kr rhe ho??
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Prof: Hum maths Teacher hain,
Hum ne daal suppose ki hui hai :) :D :P

Akbar ki mughal

Akbar:" Senapati Batao Ki hum
Shatru Ko Kyu Nahi Dhund Parahe Hain.. ??
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Senapati:" Kyu ki Maharaj Hum MughaL Hain
GoogLe Nahi.. :/ :p

Friday, February 22, 2013

Funny Must Read... Test Your Bad Thinking :p

1.Girl : woh kia hai jo cow k paas
4 or mere paas 2 hain?

2.Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur
meri pant mein nahi hai?

3.Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k
bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

4.girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate
huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
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Ans.
1. pappu : legs
2. pappu: paisay
3. pappu: neend puri karte hain
4. pappu : kaan main ched

Hahaha... I Salute Your Thinking Before Reading Answers :p

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Loool Killer Insult :p :/

Gf:" Jaanu Mujh par shayari banao..
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Pappu:" In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho
andhera..
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In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera..
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Ho jao takli aur kar do savera..:p :D :O

Samajhdar logo ke liye

Ek kiss do. Do hazaar tera
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Aaj ki DATE check karo...:)

Nahi samjha.
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.wapis padho or samjho

Angry Pappu

pappu Flight Mein Pilot Ke
Headphones Chheen NeKi Koshish KarRaha
Tha.
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Pilot Hairani Se: Ye Kya Kar
Rahe Hai, Sir?
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pappu : saale kutte kaminey...
Ticket Hum Le, Aur Gaane Tum Suno,
Chal Idhar De.. :p :O

Oh plz

Shaadi ki party mein DJ wale ne puchha: kab
tak bajaana hai.. ??
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Santa: "oye 8 - 10 peg Lagane tak baja lo
uske baad toh hum sab generator ki
awaz par bhi naach lenge... :p :O :D :D

Hud hud Dabangg!!

A sequel to dabangg is coming up starring
Emraan Hashmi and Sunny Leone named
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Palangg !:D

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Hahaha... height of insult :p

Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
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Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.

Killer insult

Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya....
Budha: Sorry...
Ladki: Andha hai kya.....Dikhta nah!!
Jaise hi aage badhi, Ek handsome ladka us
ladki se takra gaya...
Ladka: Sorry...
Ladki: It's okay!!
Budha ladki se bolta hai "MERI SORRY KI
SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??"

New Version of " HAR RK FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI ".

Chai ko garam jaise PEENA hota hai, waise
Har ek friend KAMEENA hota hai..
koi saala madam se shikayat lagaye,
koi saala assignment ki file churaye...
koi jo humara pura lunch kha jaye,
koi jo girlfrnd ke samne band bajaye,
Jaise har ek naag zahrila hota hai, Waise Har
ek friend KAMEENA hota hai.. :-D

Oh plz!! No claps

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu :P
Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa
gayi to
kya karoge ?
Pappu :- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to ...?
Pappu :- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to ...?
Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to ...?
Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko
bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Wo kyun...? kya wo traino ki
takkar
rok dega ?
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wo kya h na k usne kabhi 2 traino ki takkar
nahi
dekhi....P :D

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Omg!! Indian kids

There was a couple..
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They were having a child..
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Ek baar bachcha park mein khel raha
tha..
To husband & wife ne socha bachche
ko test kiya jaye ki bachcha apne
mummy papa meinkisko sabse zada
pyar karta hai..
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To hua ye ki husband aur wife ne
decide kiya ki wo bachche ko patthar
marenge aur bachche ne agar " ah
mummy" chillaya to wifewill win. .&. . if
he shouted"ah papa" then husband
will win..
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To dono ne patthar mara bachcheko..
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Kid shouted :
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Kaun hai re B*HANC##D ? :D

Hahahaha... must read...

1 ladka Ladki se puchta hai:"Bacche
kaese hote hain.. ??
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Ladki:"Chup..
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Ladka:"Batao Na plz :p
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Ladki:"Nahi pata! ab dobara mat
poochna..
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Ladka:"Arey bewaqoof itna bhi nahi
pata..
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Bacche Shararti hote hai ...:p :D :O
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Moral:"ladkiyan hamesha ladko ko
galat hi samjhti hain.. :p
Agree Boys ?? = Thoko Likes..

Hahaha... Village girls :p

Girl- wich laptop do u hav?
Boy-Dell XPS15, i7 procssr 2.2ghz,
wled display 4gb ram 1tb hrd disk
nd 2gb NVDIA grafix crd.B-)
n wich 1 u hav?
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Girl- PINK WALA!!

Loool... Real Pogo Joke

College Mein Ek
Master Lecture Ke Doran S*x Ki Baatein
Karne Lag Jaata Tha. Ladkiyo Ne Is Cheez Se
Tang Aakar Ek Din
Faisala Kiya Ki Agar Kal Fir Se Aisa HuaTo
Wo Class Chhod Kar Chali Jayengi........ -....
Master Ko Kisi Tarah Se Is Baat Ka Pata
Chal Gaya... Agle Din Usne Aram Se Lecture
Shuru
Kiya, Aur Achanak Bola... Master: “Tumhe
Pata Hai Ki France Mein
call girls Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai” Ladkiyo Ne Ek
Dusare Ko Dekha Aur
Darwaze Se Bahar Jane Lagi.... Ye Dekh Ke
Master Hansa Aur Bola.
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Master: “Beth Jao – Beth Jao, Kal Tak Koi
France Ki Flight Nahi Hai“ :D :P

Monday, February 18, 2013

Hahahahaha... its call jackass daring

Heights of Daring......! !
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Guy: Dude, why did u propose that girl
when u know she already has a Bf ?
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khaali chair pe tho koi b baith saktha hai,.
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dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho :p:D :p

Hahahah... Real meaning... :))) be positive

When The Teacher Says "GET OUT"
It Means
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You Have Won The
ARGUMENT ;)

Why Boys Are Better Friend Than Girls.... (Reality)

Girls :
1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye.
2nd Gal - nahi yaar mai khud hi
bhaut busy hu
3rd Gal - yaar mummy ne aaj ghar
jaldi bulaya hai
4rt Gal - kabhi tune meri help kri
thi kya
5ft - yaar aaj muje padhayi kerni
hai
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Boys :
1st Boy - yaar muje tumari help
chaiye.
2nd Boy - kisi se panga ho gya kya
bol kitne bande bulau.
3rd Boy - majjal hai kisi ki jo mere
yaar ko hath laga de bata kahan
chalna hai
4rt Boy - bol kya baat hai ghar vhar
to baad mai chale jayenge ;)

Indian v/s Foreign

'Zoo ke andar :-
Private school ke bacche:
'Oh !!! Wow.. Look a monkey is sleeping..
Lets not disturb him ...'
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Govt. School ke bacche,
' DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI....
PATTHAR MAAR SAALE KO...'':-D:-D=x D

Haha... Class room is like a Train ;)

Class Room Is Like A Train
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1st Two Benches R ReservedFor
VIP
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Next Two Benches R General Coach
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Then
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Last Two Benches R Very Demanded.
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Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH"..:p :D :O :D

Exam se bachau

Papa: Itne kum marks ? Do thappad marne
chahiye..
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Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master
ka ghar
bhi dekh rakha hai.. =D =))

Hadd toh dekho :p

Sumone texted me..
"Oye joke bhej.."
I replied-
"main parhai kr rhi hu.."
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after sumtym... rply came..
"mast hai..
Aur bhej :
... Hadd hai yar :( :P :P

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Nice Technique for Boys ...

Girl:- Jaanu tum mujhe apni Diamond Ring
dedo,
isko dekh kar tumhe yaad kiya karoongi.... :*
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Boy:-Yaad toh tum waise bhi kar sakti ho :P
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Girl:-Woh kaise...?? .
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Boy:- Yeh soch kar ki maine Diamond Ring
Maangi thi
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Par Kaminey ne di nahi :p =D:D

Ladkiyan bhi kamini hoti hai :p

Boy :.excuse me, kya aap mujhe
apni dairy milk mein se chota sa
bite de sakti hain?
Giri-kya mein aapko jaanti hu?
Boy-nahi Girl- to phir…
Boy-par meri maa kehti hai koi
bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle
mooh meetha kar lena chahiye.
Girl gives him a piece of dairy milk
to him…..
Girl-waise kya shubh kaam karne
ja rahe ho?
Boy-main soch raha tha ki aapko
ghar chor du..
Girl smiles and says:
“pehle to pakar 100rs aur apne baal katwa ke
aa manhoos=X
bus stop pe khara hai ur mujhe
ghar chorne ki baat kar raha
hai ..
pehle koi bike to lele Kangley
mooche aayi nahi hain aur chal hai mujhe
patane…..
ek piece kya de diya sir pe hi aake
baith gaya begairat…
aisa kar tu mujhe apni maa se hi
milwade .. unhe bataungi kitne
shubh kaam karta hai aapka beta….
wo hi achchi tara se mooh
meetha karengi tera Kaminey……xD :D

Santa ki Biwi

Dost:Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?
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Santa:Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere
Paas..
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Dost:Kya Boli?
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Santa:Boli Palang k Neeche se Nikal
Aao, Ab Nahi Maarungi. :D:D

Saturday, February 16, 2013

100 Crore Ki Baat Bol Raha Hu Sab Dhyan Dena

Agar paise ped par ugte to
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Ladkiyo ki bandaro se bhi
setting ho jaati...:p :O :D :D:p =)) X_X

budha n Budhi

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani Read
Must..:p
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1 budha aya
saath me 1 budhiya ko laya
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Hotel mai ja k waiter ko bulaya
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Dono ne apna:"apna order
mangaya
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Pehle budhe ne khaya budhiya ne
pankha hilaya..
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Fir budhiya ne khaya budhe ne
pankha hilaya
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Yeh dekh k Waiter sharmaya aur
usne farmaya..
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Aaye Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
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Tum dono mai itna pyar hai toh
khana 1 sath kyu
nhi khaya.. ??
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Iss par budhe ne farmaya..
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Beta tera sawal toh nek hai
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wah wah Par hamare paas Daanto
ka set
sirf ek hai..:p :O :D :D
budha-budhi Rocks - waiter
shocks..

Son Rockz, Dad Shockz

Dad:"Beta Mere Liye 1 Glass Pani
Lana..
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Son:"Nahi launga..
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2nd Son:"Rehne do Dad Ye To Hai
Hi batmeez,
Aap Khud lelo, aur Mere Liye bhi 1
Glass Lete aana..:p :D :O
dada shocks:o:o
new generation rocks:D:D

Friday, February 15, 2013

Faadu Joke :)))))

British :- Why You Indians r in
differnt colors?
Look We r All White!
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PAPPU :- Horses r In Different Colors,
But Donkeys r All
The Same.. hahahaha

Propose Day :D

Three guys
proposed a Girl
First Guy : I can die for you.
Girl : Everyone says that.
Second Guy : I can bring you a star from
the sky.
Girl: Old dialogue.
Third Guy : I can give you my Facebook
password, switch off my BBM and
deactivate my Whatsapp
Girl (tears in eyes) : Paagal ... Itna pyar
karta hai mere se

Happy walatine day

Bhikari: Saahab 10 rupaye do,
chai peeni hai.
Saahab: lekin, chai toh 5 rupaye ki milti h.
Bhikari: Saahab, girlfriend bhi piyegi
Saahab: wah! Bhikari ne girlfriend bana liya
Bhikari: Nahi saahab, girlfriend ne bhikari
bana
diya :( :-D

Teacher v/s Student

Teacher : homework kyu nai kiya?
Student : sir fever tha
Teacher : beta...sach batao...mai
kuch nai karunga
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Student : Sir TV dekh raha tha aur
mood nai tha
Teacher *Slaps* : Batameez aise
muh pe jawab dega sir ko..?? Aise
kaise TV dekh raha tha...
niyam ke
mutabik pehle homework karna
chahiye!
Student : Kyun sach ka sabak
sikhaye !
Jab sab sunn bhi na paye
Sach koi bole to
tu Niyam kanoon bataye
Tera darr..
Tera pyaar..
Teri wah..
Tu h rakh...rakh saale ! :D :D :P

Innocent but worthy Joke.. Worth a look

Nursery k student ne exam sheet pe susu kar
diya,
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Student:Mummy ne kahatha ki pehle jo aa
raha
he wahi karna!!! Bas kar diya....:P

Rajni ka Baccha hahahaha Fucking Awesome...Must See!!

Now This site back...

The admin of this site is back...

My examination is over so its KILLING Time

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Hahahaha... Girl is always Girl... :p

Girlfrend to BOyfrend - : I am Pregnant.
Boyfrned : R u Sure , Ye mera Baccha Hai. ?
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Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli :
" Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise
CHalega ?? :'( :\

Height of kamini dosti!! hahaha

Frnd 1 :- wo aayi mere paas HEER ki tarah
Taste mei thi wo KHEER ki tarah
Dil k paar gayi wo TEER ki tarah
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Frnd 2 :- sach sach bata kahi CHILLAR deke
bhaga to nahi diya tuje FAKEER ki tarah:-P:-
P:-);-)

Loool about Word "GHANTA"

Tribute to Our favourite
word 'GHANTA'
A multi purpose word used
in many
ways..
for example..
Class chalenge?
-GHANTA chalenge
Padhai kiya?
-GHANTA kiya..
chal be party de..
-GHANTA party?
exam prepond ho gya be..
-GHANTA hua be..
uska accident ho gya be..
-GHANTA ! !
notes banaya?
- GHANTA banaya..
abe 500 rs de na.
-GHANTA lega?
This way energy is saved
frm speaking
many lines..all thanks to GHANTA :D
Hahahahahahhahah True Yaar....

All in One pack Pjs

wats d opposite of "dominoz" ?
Think..
Tired?
"domi doesnt know"..
1 more!
Wats d opp of "pizza hut" ?
Tired agn?
"pizza hatna mat"
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K another 1!
Wats d opp of "gopalakrishnan " ?
Keep thinkin..
its "come-palakrish nan"
stop bangin nonsens Last 1..
Wats d opp of
"subramanium sawmi" ?
gave up?
Subramanium dint see me!;)
kk Last one promise..
Wats d opposite of
jogeshwari ?
jogesh dont worry >=)

Bacche aaj ke :p

8 yers ka bachha flower lekar ladki
k paas gaya,
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Ladki ne flower liya aur use kiss
kar diya
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aur wo BHAGNE LAGA,
to ladki ne
pucha- kya hua kaha jaraheho?
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Bachha:- GULDASTA lane ja raha
hu...,
:-D

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

"ATTENTION" by Admin

Sorry for this inconvenience But Yaar mere Exam chal rahe hai...
Isliye Three Days ke liye Few Jokes....
Three Days meh mera Exam Khatam ho jaega....
So Take Care :)
Thanks For your support!!!

Story Beside "Ladies First"!!!

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing
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Boy Jumped 1st,
Girl Close Her Eyes
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute &
Said Muje Pata Tha Chudail Tu
Nahi
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From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST:P .
Hahahahahaha

Yeah Its Happen :/

True Story at school days

Paka Hua Aam ;)

2 ladies 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi
dair se baate kr rahi thin k
achanak drakht se 1 Aam(mango)
gira
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Pehli Aurat
Ye Aam kese gira?
.
.
Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi
k..
.
Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
.
.
Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki
baten sun sun kar :P :D

Monday, February 11, 2013

Kad tak hai jaan ;)

Jab tak Talaash Jari hai ;p

Challenge accepted!!

Santa is directly proportional to banta ;)

Santa and Banta were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).:-D
Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak
raha hai.
Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf
haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.:-
O :-P
The joke doesn't end here either..:-D
Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.
Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate
hai.
Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume
aasanise hara doge.
Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me
akela.
S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
S-B: Haan. Phir thik hai.:-P
The joke still doesn't end...:-D
Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy
chala jata hai.
Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar.
Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.
Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga...:-D:-P

Boys will always be Boys. :p

Boy in Church : I have sinned.
Father : What's it my son?
Boy : Father, I slept with Married
Woman
Father : I get such confessions often,
was it Suzy from Gary Apartment?
Boy : No Father?
Father : Mona from Palm Garden?
Boy : No
Father : Rachel from Vila Building?
Boy runs out of the church & meets his
friends.
Friends : Did you confess?
Boy : No, but i have got some SOLID
LEADS ...? ;)
Moral:

;)

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is
seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his
tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN
What is this?
CIRCUIT
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN
What is this?
CIRCUIT
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts.
The Englishman is offended and in shock asks

ENGLISHMAN
What is that?
CIRCUIT
air india.....hahahahahha

Sunday, February 10, 2013

True Story

Jackass Example

Teacher:"Active Voice Aur Passive Voice Ka
Example Batao.. ??
.
Student:"Active Voice:"Tere Mast Mast 2
Nain,
Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain"
.
.
Passive Voice:"Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain,
Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain..:p :D :O :D

Ladko ki kismat toh pouti yaar :/

Class 10:
"beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le
phir saari zindagi aaraam karna."
class 11:
"beta, do saal theek se padhai
kar le phir aaram se rehna."
graduation:
"beta, bas degree achhi tarah
puri kar le, phir aaraam rahega."
after graduation:
"beta, post graduation kar le,
phir maje karna."
after
post graduation:
"nalayak, yahan pada aaraam
kar raha hai, kaam par kaun jayega.":

Haha... ladki patane ka style ;)

Girl calls a boy:
.
Girl:"Hello baby..
.
Boy:"Ohh jaanu bolo..
.
Girl:"Kahan ho yaar subah se koi aata pata
nahi..
.
Boy:"Are hum to khoye hue hain aapki
aankhon
me..
.
Girl:"Abhi kya kar rahe ho.. ?? .
Boy:"tumhari pic dekh raha hun, kahin aur
mann hi
nahi lag raha..
.
Girl:"Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi..
. .
Boy:"Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se...
.
.
Girl:"But hum to parson hi mile hain..
.
Boy:"Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai
Pinky..
.
.
Girl:"Pinky..?? Ye pinky kaun hai.. ?? main to
MAHI
hu
.
Boy:"Tumse baat karke mai to sab bhool jata
hun..
.
Girl:"Tum VICKY ho na.. ??
Boy:"Gharwale to ROCKY bulate hain, lekin wo
galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..
Girl:"Ye 0940xxxxxxxx hai na....??
.
Boy:"Ab tak nahi tha par ab se ye hi
hai…:P :D :O :D

For Students :D

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar
JayeGa,.....
Kuch Hi Mahino Main Board Ka
Paper Aa Jaye ga,.....
Thora parh le beta,.......
Tu koi Aamir Khan Nahi Jo....
All Iz WELL keh kar top kar
jayega.... :P :O :D

Loool

Think it untill you know the meaning ;)

Shahrukh is sharukh Lol

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Why indians are best of all

5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao?
China : Mazak Mat Karo.
.
Japan : Namumkin
.
Amrican : Sawaal Galat Hai.
.
UK : Net Par Nhi Hai.
.
Indian : Easy… F(IV)E.
India has all
"JUGAAD". ;-)

Killer insult from husband

A Man Was Watching A Movie At
Home And
Suddenly Shouts
"Nooooooooooooo -!"
Ruk jaaaaaaaaooo !
.
.
.
.
Ghode se utar jaao!
Ye ek jaal he . utar jaaao!!
.
.
.
.
Wife shocked , bhagti bhagti aayi
and puchha
Kya hogaya? Kise warn kar raheho?
Kya dekh
kya rahe ho tum?
.
.
.
.
.
Man: Hamari wedding DVD dekh....

Ek student ki kahani ;)

Aaj raat book meri taraf dekhti rahi,
.
aur neend mujhe apni taraf khichti rahi
.
Neend ka jhoka mera mann moh gaya
.
.
.
.
.
or aaj raat fir ek honhar student
bina padhe so gaya..:p

Hahaha.... Rapchik technique for students :)

Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ?
.
.
Student :- Your voice is so sweetthat's why
i am getting sleep .
.
.
Teacher : - Then why other students are
not sleeping ?
.
.
Student :- They aren't listening to u
mam :D

Friday, February 8, 2013

Killer one :p

Once Pappu uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook. His girlfriend commented, "Which one is you?" Pappu replied, "The one holding you".

HONEY SINGH KA EXAM VERSION..

Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam
Se Majboor...
Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka
Noor...
ha Answer Ye Sachi aj usko
batau..
Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise
teacher ko patau... Bas pas hone
ke liye mai ye
ans. likte jau...
Din rat hi mai ye book ratte
jau...
Book aur guied mai dekhu
vari-vari.
ji krda book fad du main
sari... :D

Debate of Teacher-Student

Teacher : homework kyu ni kiya?
.
Student : sir fever tha..!!
Teacher: sach batao mai kuch ni karunga....!!!
.
Student : Sir TV dekh rha tha Or mood ni
tha..!!
Teacher *Slaps* : Batameez aise muhh pe
jawab dega sir ko..??
Aise kaise TV dekh raha tha..?? niyam ke
mutaabik pehle homework karna
chahiye..!!!
.
.
Student : Kyun sach ka sabak sikhaye..!!! Jab
sach sunn bhi na paye...!!!
Sach koi bole to tu niyam kaanoon btaye..!!!
Tera darr..!!
Tera pyaar..!!
Teri waah..!!!
Tu hi rakh rakh saale !! :D :P

Haha... power of self control

Pappu : Kal raat ko party mei mene 1 ladki ki
izzat ko bacchaya !! ;)
.
Santa : Waah Bhai .!!!
Par kaise .??? :-/ :-?
.
Pappu :-
.
.
Self Control Bhai SELF CONTROL !!! :D :-P

Santa To Angrez

Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai
Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte
Hain,
.
.
Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ?
.
.
.
.
Santa:- SURAAKH.

Must read.. truth of Todays generation!!

Boy : Hey Jaan i am missing yew alot , kal
mile plzz??
Girl: baby me also missing .. haan kal milte
hai
next day Boy call her n says
Boy: Jaan m really sorry aaj ka program
postponed karna padega
mera ek frnd problem me fass gaya hai.. so
uske saath hu abhi :(
Girl: hmm.. i was so excited to meet yew ...
yew spoiled my day and mood.. tumhare liye
to tumhare dost hi sab kuch hai :@:>
i dont wana talk to yew .. mujhe call ya msg
mat karna byee
Boy ( upset n confused what to do )
usne ye baat frnd ko batai
Frnd : koi baat nai be tu jaa .. bhabhi tujhe
miss kar rai hai
agar teri jarurat padegi to mai tujhe call kar
dunga :)
Boy : thnx meri jaan ... bt call jarur kar dio
agar prob hui to
Chal byee
or fir ladka apni gf se milne chala jata hai ;)
Now few days Later
Girl : hey baby bahut din ho gaye hume mile,
kal mile??
Boy : ok jaan ... sure :)
Nex day
Girl call him n says
Girl: Jaan iam sorry hum aaj nai mil paayenge
meri ek frnd bahar se aayi hui haiuse shopping
karvani hai :(
Boy ( depress n upset ) : ok jaan koi nai.. hum
fir kabhi mil lenge
Girl : thnx baby i Love u :*
Boy : love yew too :*
Conclusion : Boys are more understanding ;)
or ye story 99.9% couples ki hai:D .. mostly
girls is baat se deny karengi par andar hi
andar une bpata hai k aisa hota hai

Double meaning joke

Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar
padosan ke saath hai.
Pati (gusse mein): Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska pati kal raat tumhaari underwear
pahankar aaya tha :) !!

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Hahahahahahha.... best of best

Ek mota ladka road se ja raha tha
Uske pet ko dekhkar 2 ladkiyo ne kaha 0ye
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
pani ka matka kitne ka hai?
Ladka guse me pant utarkar Bola nal se pilo
free hai. X_X :p

Rose Day Special :)

GARDENER is the Main person for Break - up
b/w Girl nd Boy
See How ?
----> Maali Ne Gulab Ko Khas Bnaya
----> Gulab Ne Khusbu Ko Khas Bnaya
----> Khushbu Ne Mohbbat Ko Khas Bnaya
----> Mohbbat Ne Ladki Ko Khas Bnaya
|aur|
----> Ladki Ne Kitno Ko DEVDAS Banaya :D

hOw UnFAiR?? :p

Ek Ladka mandir me bol raha tha:
Hey Bhagwan,
Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
Teri Archna
Teri Pooja
Teri Aarti
Teri Maya
Teri Geeta
Teri Vidhya
Teri Riddhi
Teri Siddhi
Teri Laxmi
Teri Karuna
Teri Meher
Teri Leela
Teri Mahima..
Or Meri ek bhi
nahi.. ?? :/ :p :O :D

True story

During my school days

Teacher
Always Used To Wear Sun
Glasses,
.
.
.
.
Do You Know Why.. ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I Was Such A Bright
Student
:p :D :o :p

:p

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai
Mai
apko kesa lagta hun... ??
.
Miss: so sweet
Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi
abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju.. ??
.
Miss: wo q ??
.
Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage
chalaye.. ;))
.
Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. :O:/
.
Baccha:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tution padhane ke liye ..!! miss aap
bhi na kasam
se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi
hain... :O :D :D :P

Chatpata joke

Girl : Agar mauka mila to tum
mujhse shadi karoge..??
..
..
..
..
.
.
.
..
..
Boy : Agar mauka mil gaya to phir
shadi karne ki kya zaroorat
hai...! :D :P

;)

Bacha maa se - Mom ye
pregnant kya hota
hai ???
.
Mom ne gusse se dekha
toh wo samja ki
gusse ko pregnant kehte hai...!!
.
2nd day bacha school se
aate hue ek ladki k
upar gir gaya...!!
.
Ladki ki maa Chilla kar
boli : Ye kya badtameezi hai???
...
Bacha bola -
Gira teri beti
k upar hu
or
pregnant tu ho rahi hai..:x :D

True story :)

A Girl's facebook status:-"Travelled in Bus after long time"
Comments:-
1) Awww, so sweet..!!!
2) May be nextime will go together sweetie...!!!
3) Wow, i want to experience it..!!!
4) You went without me..?:(
5) Wonderful dear..!!!

A Boy's facebook status:- "Travelled in Bus after a long time.."
Comments:-
1) Haan toh Harami hum kya kare..?
2) Bas yehi teri aukad hai.!!
3) Kamine ab auto mai bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..??
4) Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar do..!!!
5) Usi bus ka conductor ban ja kutte..
6) Ticket kharida ki nahi Bhikhari? :P

K.G boy and girl

Boy: Can I K!ss Your Hand?
Girl: Why?
R My Lips Poisonous?
Boy: Le Mai To Pogo Dekhta Hu,
Ye saali to HBO dekh ke aayi hai!!!X_X

Jk jk jk!!

Sher sherni ko kiss krne lga
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sherni usy rok k idhr udhr dkhne
lgi
Sher:kya hua ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sherni-Dekh rhi hu aas pass
Discovry wale to nhi, sale mms
bana dete hai
.
Saala privacy naam ki to koi cheez he nahi
reh gayi.. -_-:P

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Sunny loene joke

Sunny Loene arrived at a
Railway
Station for a shooting...
Bhikhari: "Behanji 1 rupiya
dedo..."
Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: "Why u gave him
1000 Rs..?"
Sunny Loene: "Pehli bar kisine
behan
kaha hai..."

Height of kaminapan

Girl:"Will you love me after
marriage also.. ??
.
.
Boy:"This depends on your husband, if he
allows
me...:p:D :O :D

Einstein,Thomas,Newton ka favorite song


Baithe baithe kya karein
karna he kuch kaam
Chalo banaye formula
aur kare bacho ka jeena
haraam :P:D

Haha...

Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ka dress:p
.
.
.
.
Yahan se less
vahan se less
kabi sleevless to
kabi backles ;) :p
.
.
Aur koi ladka ghoor ke dekhe
to kehti hain......
.
"SAALA KUTTA KAMINA
CHARACTER-LESS" -..:p :D :O :D

Truewest thing forever :/

Class 10:"beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le
phir saari zindagi aaraam karna"
.
class 11:"beta, do saal theek se padhai kar le
phir aaram se rehna"
.
graduation:"beta, bas degree achhi tarah puri
kar le, phir aaraam rahega..
.
after graduation:"beta, post graduation kar le,
phir maje karna"
after post graduation:"nalayak, yahan pada
aaraam kar raha hai, kaam par kaun
jayega...:/ :p :O :D

True Story :/

INDIA is A naTioN…
&
DADAR is A stAtiOn…
.
Wah Wah
.
.
INDIA is A naTioN…
&
DADAR is A stAtiOn…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Do nOt fAll In LOVE…
.
FirSt cOmpLetE yoUr
EDUCATION…!!!

:/ btw This is fail in Indian

LooL

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi
Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE
BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi
lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par
pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

Pappu le ek no.

Ek khubsurat ladki se PAPPU ko
dhakka lag gaya..
.
ladki: I m sorry..
Pappu: I m Pappu….. nice to meet u
miss sorrry..
.
ladki: (gusse se) now i m angry….
Pappu: yaar tu pal pal me apna
naam mat badal… :p:D:D:D:D

Heart touching...♥

Ek BACHPAN ka Zamana tha,
.
jisme Khushiyo ka khazana tha..
.
Chahat Chaand ko pane ki thi,
.
par DIL titli ka Diwana tha..
.
Khabar na thi kuch Subah ki,
.
Na Shaam ka thikana tha..
.
Thak-har ke aana school se,
.
Par khelne bhi jana tha..
.
Maa ki kahani thi,
Pariyo ka fasana tha..
.
Barish me kagaz ki naav thi,
.
Har Mausam suhana tha.. .
Har khel me Sathi the,
Har Rishta nibhana tha..
.
Gam ki zuban na hoti thi,
.
Na zakhmo ka paimana tha..
.
Rone ki wajah na thi,
Na hasne ka bahana tha..
.
Kyon Ho gaye hum itne bade, isse achha to.....
.
"Wo Bachpan ka Zamana tha"..

Pota rocks

POTA:"Dadu Dadu...batao na
Bache kaise paida hote hai.. ??
.
.
DADA:"Aasman se pari aati hai
aur maa k paet mai rakh deti hai..
.
POTA:"Dadu...ab woh suhagraat
wala system khatam ho gaya
kya.. ?? :p :O :D :D

Old but still true

Teachar:"love hota hai ya karna
parta hai.. ??
.
.
.
.
Pappu:"it depends.. ladki sundar
ho aur scooty pe ho, to ho jata
hai.. .
.
.
. .
.
aur badsurat ho aur BMW mein
ho to karna padta hai..:p :D :D :O

Pogo joke

Boy & Girl in a Car.
Girl: Aaj main tumhe woh Jagah
dikhaugi jaha mujhe titnes ka
injection laga tha.
Boy gets Xcited .
.
.
.
.
Girl: Yeh dekho GUPTA NURSING HOME..
X_X =)) =)) </3

Titan to Rolex

Titan : Tu bhi waqt batata hai, mein bhi waqt
batata hu, lekin phir bhi teri izzat zyada kyu
hai ??
Rolex : Dost....
Tu insaan ko waqt batata hai
Aur mein...
"Insaan Ka Waqt" Batata hu ...!

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Nobody can beat him :p

Who is he? :/

No mercy for santa??

Santa Bhagte Bhagte Ruk Gya..
.
.
.
.
Kyo ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Thak Gya Tha !
Insaan H Wo Bhi!
Tum Log B Na,
Jaan Lelo Santa ki !!! :p

For Real Engineers

Engineer wo hai jise lecture me
angelina
jolie ka khayal ata hai,
theatre me assignment ka
sawal ata hai.
...
mess me ghar k khane ka
swaad yaad ata hai,
exam se pehli raat
slybus yad aata hai,
practical me kuch nahi ata fir
B pas hone ka andaz ata hai,
Bunk karte waqt class me
saman bhul ata hai lekin
pakda fir bhi nahi jata hai,
Attendance se jyada proxy lagata hai,
placement k kahyal
me 4 saal barbad karwata hai
But still Engineeer kahlata hai.

For Students...

"kitni shiddat se maine book uthane ki
koshish ki he...
ki har panne ne mjhe sulane ki sajish ki
he
kehte he agar kisi chapter ko dil se
samajhna chaho
to puri kaaynat yumhe usme confuse
karne me jut jati he....
par padhna padta he...
qki..
"CHAPTER ABHI BAKI HE MERE
DOST"....
:-D

Monday, February 4, 2013

Kavi ka beta in school :p

Teacher :- what is Noun?
.
.
Student :- Arz karta hoon,
.
.
Kutta bhi hota Hai apni gali mein king,
Wah wah...
Kutta Bhi Hota hai Apni gali mein King.
.
Noun is a Name Of any person place or
thing.:P
wah wah........
like & share

Light ka shot

Teacher 2 student Aaj tune fir
homework kyun nahi kiya.. ??
.
Student:"sir, light nai thi..
.
Sir:"to saale mombati jala leta..
.
Student:"sir, machis nai utha sakta
tha..
.
Sir:"kyu.. ??
.
Student:"sir, puja ghar me rakhi thi..
.
Sir:"to uthayi kyun nai.. ??
.
Student:"nahaya -nai tha sir..
.
Sir:"saale nahaya kyu nai tha.. ??
.
Student:"paani nahi tha sir..
.
Sir:"paani kyu nahi tha.. ??
.
Student:"sir motor nahi chal raha tha..
.
Sir:"ullu k pathhe ab motor ko kya
hua.. ??
.
Student:"sir aap admi ho ya pajama,
kitni baar bolu light nahi
thi.. ??.. :/ :p :O :D

Close Enough :p

Life of piE

Future of Mumbai Flight :p

Interesting Engineering :)

Good :/

Gandhi Illusion

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Interesting thing about 2013

4/4/2013 Thursday
6/6/2013 Thursday
8/8/2013 Thursday
10/10/2013 Thursday
12/12/2013 Thursday
Amazing! :)

What india invents?

America:- Mobile Humari Khoj
Hai.
.
China:- Sim Card Humari Khoj
Hai.
. Japan:- Sms Humari Khoj Hai.
.
Koria:- Bluetooth Humari Khoj
Hai.
.
INDIA:- .
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
MISS CALL HuMARi KHOJ Hai. :-P:O :D
hehe...

Why Daya Rockss?


LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya ?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha ??
.
LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai
Tha ??
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
.
.
.
.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki
Behen Ho ....:p :O :D :D

Technique for teacher Pachka

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai
Mai
apko kesa lagta hun... ??
.
Miss: so sweet
Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi
abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju.. ??
.
Miss: wo q ??
.
Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage
chalaye.. ;))
.
Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. :O:/
.
Baccha:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tution padhane ke liye ..!! miss aap
bhi na kasam
se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi
hain... :O :D :D :P

Papa ka pachka

Papa:"Beta Facebook Ke
Bahar Bhi Ek Duniya Hai..!!
.
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Beta:"Ohh Really Papa....??
Zara Link To Send Karna Uska..:p

Chatapata jokes :p

Girl : Agar mauka mila to tum
mujhse shadi karoge..??
..
..
..
..
.
.
.
..
..
Boy : Agar mauka mil gaya to phir
shadi karne ki kya zaroorat
hai...! :D :P

Shayari for lovers

Tu Chand Aur Main Sitara Hota,
Aasmaan Mein Ek Aashiyana Humara Hota,
Log Tumhe Door Se Dekhte,
Nazdeeq Se Dekhne Ka Haq Bas Humara
Hota..

Haha True True True!!!

Reality of politics in India

Question : Ek Aeroplane Delhi se Mumbai jane
me 60 min leti h but Mumbai se wapas Delhi
aane me sirf 1 hrs ???
Ab dekhiye iske jawab me hamare Rajneta kya
reply krte h
Rahul Gandhi : jate waqt petrol se jati h or
aate waqt diesel se isliye !!!
Manoj tiwari : jaanch committee banayege or
mamle ki nishpaksh janch hogi !
Kapil Sibbal : Isme jarur RSS ka hath h !!!
Kalmadi: Delhi se Mumbai k raste me Gujrat
padta h , ye jarur Narendra Modi ki chal h !!!
Manmohan Singh : Madam se puchh kr
batauga !!! :P :D :P
I hate politics , Hit LIKE if u hate too :)

Biggest Truth of Indian!!! :)

INDIA is a place where..

Anyone driving faster than you is..

"Saala yeh Pakka marega"

Anyone driving slower than you is

" Saala kutta, Gaadi Chalani ni aati ise" !!

And

Anyone Driving Parallel to you is

"Apne Baap se Race Lagayega Tu.."

Santa $ banta hobbies!!

New Teacher, 1st day taking all
students Introduction
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all students tell ur name &
hobbies
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1st Boys :
I'am santa, my hobby is
watching bubble in bathtub.
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2nd Boy :
I'am banta, my hobby is too
watching bubble in bathtub.
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3rd Boy :
I'am pappu, my hobby is also to
watching bubble in bathtub.
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Teacher: oh all boys have same
hobbies.
ok, now girls.....
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1st Girl : my name is Bubble...:-
P :D

M.P sir!!

Officer: What is your name..??
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: Tell me properly..!!
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir..!!
Officer: Your father's name..??
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: What does that mean..??
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir..!!
Officer: Your native place..??
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: Is it Madhya Pradesh..??
Candidate: No,Munnur Pal Sir..!!
Officer: What is your qualification..??
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: (angrily) What is it..??
Candidate: Matric Pass..!!
Officer: Why do you need a job..??
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: And what does that mean..??
Candidate: Money Problem Sir..!!
Officer: Describe your personality..!!
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: Explain yourself clearly..!!
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir..!!
Officer: This discussion Is nowhere, you may
go now..!!
Candidate: M.P. Sir..!!
Officer: What is it now..??
Candidate: My performance..??
Officer: MP !!!!!
Candidate : What is that Sir..??
Officer: Mentally Punctured..!!
;) :D :p

Boyfriend of a wife :)

Husband 2 Wife :
Did u Have any boyfriend before
marriage??
Wife remains silent.....
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya
samjhu??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to Do

3 Things Indian movies taught us

1:While defusing bomb, dont worry which
wire to cut, You will always choose d right
1...
2: Hero will show no pain when beaten up by
villain, bt will show pain when d heroine
cleans d wound....
3: If Hero decides to dance on street, every
one he meets will know d steps..:D

Student's Law of Tension :)


Pressure Is Inversely Proportional To The
Number Of Days Left For the Exams, Where
'KAL SE PADHENGE' Remains Constant..!!"
:P :D

Sardar is different :)

ardar found the
answer to the most difficult
question ever.
What will come first, chicken or
egg?
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>
>
>
>
>
O Yaar, what ever u order first
will come first. :p

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Haha.. Real one xD

Ek Kutti Raat Ko Raaste Par
Ja
Rahi thi...
.
Raaste Mein 5/6 Kutte Mile..
Kutti Ghabra Gayi....
Kutto Ne Kaha Aap Aaram Se Jaiye Aur
Dariye Nahi...
Hum Kutte Hai INSAAN Nahi.

Awesome Movement of School

"The awesome moment
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When your teacher is teaching
and suddenly takes your name as example :)
=D

Debate In Dabaang Style

SIR:- Pankaj tumhare saare
ans
galat hai
Pankaj :- kamaal karte ho
sir gi
marks hi to maang rahe
hay, pyar se de do warna
thappad
maar ke bhi le sakte hay....!
SIR:- Battamiz.. !!!
Pankaj :- Battamiz se yaad
aya sir
aapke pitaji kaise hay???
SIR :-nikal ja class se..!!!
Pankaj :-Chup-chap marks
de do
warna ans sheet may itne
ched
karunga ki confuz ho jaoge
ki fail kahan likhe aur zero
kahaan..... :D

3 Idiot Effect :)

Teacher: '3 idiots' film
dehknay ke baad aap ko
kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi
ki..Enginering padh kar
bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai :D
Miss: shut up & get out.
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Babloo: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..
Babloo: miss college ke
1st day Underwear
zaroor pehna chahiye :D
Miss: u also get out. .
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Shamu: miss mein
bataon..?
Miss: I think u are a brilliant student.. tum
sahi batao gay.
Shamu: Miss doctor ke
elawa Engineer bhi
delivery kar sakta hai!
Miss: u also get out. .
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GUDU: Miss mein bataon.
Miss: HAAN BATAO... GUDU: FRENCH KISS
MEIN
NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI
AATI. ;-)

Heart touching line

Duniya me koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta,
Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta,
Are Marne ki baat to door rahi,
Yaha to zindgi hai phir b koi yaad nahi
karta…

See the understanding ;)

Khali jagah bharo
____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.
!
!
!
!
!
!
tum to wanhi tak sochoge..
Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!

Murgi ka anda,gaai ka dudh

Murgi anda deti hai,
aur gaai dudh deti hai,
to aisa kon hai jo dudh bhi deta hai,
aur
anda bhi deta hai?
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Dukandar
Dont clap plz.
I know am genious.

Let see can you :)

Impossibilities in the world
1. U cant count ur hair
2. U cant wash ur eyes with soap
3. U cant breath when ur tongue is out!
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Plz put ur tongue inside now.
Agr experimnt ho gaya ho to :p :D

Friday, February 1, 2013

Womens Reality :p

A woman ask Akpos, " if i sleep
with 3
men they call me a slut, but if
a
man sleeps with 10 girls,
everyone calls him a real
man".
How come ?
Akpos replies: " its very simple,
when one lock can be opened
by 3
different keys, its a bad lock,
but
when one key open 10
different
locks, we call it a master key".

4 Student Story

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayyari Nhi Ki,
Unhone 1 plan Bnaya
Or Agle Din Principle Se Bole
Shr Hm Shaadi Me Gye The
Raste Me Tyre Panchar Ho Gya
Hm Shari Rat Dhakka Lgate Rhe
Isliye Padh Nhi Sake.
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Principle Ne Man Liya
.
Or Unko 1 Din Ka Or Time De Diya
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Or Agle Din Un Charo Ko
4 Alag Kamro Me Bithaya
Or Sirf 1 Sawal Diya.
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Q-kaunsa Tyre Panchar Tha?
1- Front Right
2- Front Left
3- Back Right
4- Back Left
Note; Agar Same Jawab Hua To Sab Pass Warna Fail.:o:p:D
pricipal rock student shocked.....

Smartness

College ka first day,
Boy: whats your name?
Girl: Mujhe sab DIDI
kehte hai.
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Boy: what a coincidence
Mujhe sab JIJA Jee
kehte hai..:p :D :O :D

:)

Apni wife ko impress karne ka
aasan tarika,
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Wife hai jo tarika dhond rahe
ho...kaminoo.. ??..:p
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Jazbaat to dekho aajkal ke bachon
ke..:p

Gor pharmaiyega


AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz
Karti Hai..
Wah...wah...
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AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ
Karti Hai..
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Grammar to aata nahi Magar
english mein baat karti hai..:p :O:D

Santa ka PJ

Agar 25 rupaya me PAAV BHAJI milta
hai to 100 rupaya me kya milega..
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Santa- Poori BHAJI.