Thursday, January 31, 2013

Banta To santa

Banta to Santa..;))
Banta:"Yaar Santa Maan lo aap
bus me safar kar
rahe ho..
.
Aapke pet me
jabardast gas ban gayi hai..
.
Itteffak se gaana jhor se baj raha
hai..
.
Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue
aapne bhi bade
smartly trick se gaane ki dhun
me dhun milate hue releas kr di..
.
Aur kisi ko pata bhi nahi chala..:p
jab aap utarne lage to aapne
dekha
sab aapko
ghoor rahe hai Aur achaanak
aapko
yaad aaya ki..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Gaana to aapne Head phone par
Chalya tha...:p :D :O

Propose in Best Style :D (best technique forever)

engineer only for you
10 ways to impress a girl on 14th
Feb! ♥
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1. (Walk up behind girl and point
fingers shaped like gun into her
back)
"You're under arrest!"
... (For what?)
"For stealing my heart."
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I
have
one?
3. Are your legs tired?
(girl: Why?)
Because you have been running
through my mind all day!
4. "I lost my phone number, can I
borrow yours?"
5. Can you give me directions to
your
heart? I've seemed to have lost
myself
in your eyes.
6. (Take a look at the tag on the
girls
shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say, "What are you
doing"
respond, "Oh, just checking to
see if
you were made in Heaven."
7. (Pick up a flower and walk over
to
girl.)
"I was just showing this flower
how
beautiful you are."
8. Is it hot in here or is it just
you?
9. Walk up to a gal and say: "Are
you
from Greece?"
"No" She answers.
"Oh, I thought all the Women
goddess
were from Greece"
10. Do you believe in love at first
sight,
or do I have to walk by you
again??
Hahahahaha LOvely Ways To
Impress A Girl ♥ =DD

Why ambulance is white?????

Question - Why
AMBULANCE is
WHITE in color? (15
marks)
.
Ans:AMBULANCE has
OXYGEN cylinder,
.
Oxygen is a gas,
.
GAS is used 4 cooking
FOOD,
.
FOOD is source of
VITAMINS,
.
WE get Vit-D from SUN,
.
SUN produces LIGHT,
.
LIGHT comes from
bulbs,
.
Small BULBS are used to decorate
CHRISTMAS tree,
.
CHRISTMAS means
GIFTS,
.
GIFTS are given by
SANTA,
.
SANTA lives in NORTH
POLE,
.
NORTH POLE is the
house of POLAR
BEARS,
.
POLAR BEARS are
WHITE..
.
That's why ambulance
is WHITE...
.
Do not play with Engineering
students feelings.
.
We can write anything for good
marks

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Awesome Shayari

Double meaning :p

Biwi neend me jor se chillai -
jaldi utho.
Mere pati aa gaye.
.
Vikram: utha khidki se kud gaya..
Taang tut gayi.
Phir khayal Aaya -
saala main hi to uska pati hu.

Sardar ka poopat :p

Sardarji : Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai.
Salesman- Hum Sardaro Ko Koi Chiz Nahi
Bechte..
Sardar After 1 Month clean Shave & hair cut,
widout pagri: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai..
Salesman: Hum sardaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi
Bechte..
Sardar After 1 Month Full angrez banke:
WHAT'S D COST OF THAT TV??
Salesman : Hum sardaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi
Bechte..
Sardar Gusse Me: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chal Jata
Hai Ki mai Sardar Hu..?
Salsman: q ki Ye Tv Nahi "MICROWAVE" Hai

Physic ki WAAT lag gayi

What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!.
.
.
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

LoL at Math

Grl - us dress ki price kya he?
Dukandar- 1000 rs.
Girl- awwwwww
.
.
.
Aur us pink wale dress ki....
.
.
.
Dukandar- awwwwww + awwwwww :-P :D

Simple but Real Fact

Boys Can Never Be Satisfied With 3 Things In
Life:
1.Mobile
2.Bike
3.GirlFriend
Coz There Is Always a Better Model Available
In Future!

Best one :)

1 bacha road pe kutte ko le jarha tha
1 Police wala haste hue Bola:-Beta apne bhai
ko kahan le jaa rhe
ho....??
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.
Bacha: Police me bhrti karwane :O =D :P

Banta ka killer one :D

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine
tatti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho

Killer Insult Technique

A Boy texts a girl
Boy: Hey !
.
Girl: Hi !
What u doing ?
.
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the
world.
.
Girl: Aww How cute !
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m
texting
U ! :p

Girl's hope

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe
dhundna.
Agar dhund liya to hum shopingchalenge -.-
Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
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Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke
piche hi chupungi :O:D :P

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Truth of boys

Bechare Ladke..:P
.
Ladki par hath uthay to zalim,
.
.
Ladki se pit jaye to namard,
.
.
Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar lade
to jealous,
.
.
Chup rahe to begairat,
.
.
Ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
.
.
Ghar me rahe to nakara,
.
.
Bachcho ko dante to buzdil,
.
.
Na dante to laparwah,
.
.
Biwi ko naukri se roke to shakki
mizaz,
.
.
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane
wala.
.
Aakhir Bechara Ladka Kare To Kya
kare.........?? :(

Rapchik answer

Boy:- Meri Gf banogi....??
.
Gal-Mere parents allow ni krte
.
Boy:- Haan kamini jaise mere baap ne to
mujhe
.
"Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka
Chairman Bana Rakha Hai kya....??.:p =DD :D
Girl shockz boy rockz..

Girl to boy

Girl-ek kaam kroge..
Boy:-BoLo Kya Karu GirL:-Chand Todh Ke La
Sakte
Ho?
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.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
Boy:-Phir Eid Kya Tere Baap Ko Dekh Ke
Manayenge;-( :P......!!!!!!

Monday, January 28, 2013

Fact of Life

God has given us

'REAL EYES'
to
'REALISE'
the
'REAL LIES'.
:-)

Short but Killer

crow ne kardi burger pe shitt!!...crow
ne kardi burger pe shitt!! ......nd u saying
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"i'm luvng"
it!!!!!!!!!!

Arz kiya hai...

Dena Hai Dil 'Daan' Me
Wah..
Wah.....
Gour Farmaiyega
Dena Hai Dil 'Daan'
Me.
.
...
.
.
Dosto,
Hai KOI MAST Ladki dhyan Me..?:P

Daya ka Pj

ACP pradyumn: Daya, ye darwaza tod do.
.
.
Wah wah
.
.
Daya ye darwaza tod do.
.
.
Wah wah
.
.
.
Daya: Sir, ye Refrigerater ka darwaza he. Isse
to chhod do.

Better one :/

1 Train Accident me 100 sardar mar gaye, 1
Bach gaya.
Reporter ne Usse pucha- Ye sb kaise hua?
Srdar- Jaise hi Anouncment hua ki Shatabdi
Exp. Platform No.2 Pr aa rhi hai, Sb Platform
se Utarkar apni Jaan Bachane Patri par aa
gaye, Lekin Train patri pr aa gayi Or Sb Mar
gaye.
Reporter- yani aap Samajhdar Srdar Nikle, Jo
Patri par nhi utare.
Sardar- Ji nhi me to Suicide krne Aya tha,
Anouncmnt Sunkar Patri se Hatkar Platform
par Let gya tha.

Sikho yaar :p

1 baccha khoob chocolate kha rha tha.
Use zyada chocolate khata dekh 1 aadmi
uske paas aaya or bola: Beta itni chocolate
khana kharab baat hai.
Bachcha: Aapko pata hai mere dadaji 105
saal tak zinda rahe the.
Aadmi: Tumhare dadaji chocolate khate the
kya?
.
.
.
Bachcha: Nahi, woh apne kaam se kaam
rakhte the.

Ramdev ka aasan :p

Baba Ramdev ne naak se saans kheenchi
aur niche se GAS maar di.
Bhakt : Baba ye kaun sa aasan tha?
.
.
.
Baba:Cross Ventilation!

For First Year Students

College is for our career,
Here we may have arrear,
But no need to fear,
Because we have three year to clear,
So, it is not the place for tear, keep ur mind
clear,
go near and enjoy with your dear.
This is only first year,
lets enjoy with cheer..

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Heigh of Privacy :D

Lets Kill The English

1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U
Yesterday Rotating Near Girls
Hostel Pulling a Cigarette... ? "
2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick
Up The Paper And Fall In The
Dust bin!!!"
3. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or
Else I'll HANG MYSELF"
4. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents
Especially Mother And Father
5. I Have 3 Daughters, All Are Girl.
6. Why are you Looking at the
monkey outside when i am
inside . :P :D
7. open the door of the window & let the enviroment coming.

Wish Deliver

God to pappu :--
Beta kya chahiye?
.
.
.
Pappu :- 1 job,
badi si gadi,
Aur dher sari ladkiya.
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.
God:Tathastu
.
.
.
.
"Aaj pappu girls school mein bus driver
hai" :)))

Pappu's Que Paper

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper
banaya..
.
Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
.
.
.
.
.
Que. the:
.
1.China kis Desh me hai ??
.
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
.
3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai.. ??
.
4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai.. ??
.
5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai.. ??

Why Only Me?

Short Story But Truth inside

You & God.. Awesome Conversation
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad ... ... ... ...
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to
me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong &
I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD,
just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home
~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot
massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!!
Nothing went right today! Why did You do
that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your
bed this morning & I had to send one of My
Angels to battle him for your life. I let you
sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there
was a drunk driver on your route that would
have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich
today was sick & I didn't want you to catch
what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to
miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person
that was calling was going to give false
witness about what you said on that call, I
didn't even let you talk to them so you would
be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a
shortage that was going to throw out all of the
power in your house tonight. I didn't think you
wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me....
in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your
day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God,
Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another
day being your God and I Love looking after
My Children...

Student's Notebook :)

Students ki Notebook k last page par kya
milega?
1. Pen ko chalane k liye kiye gaye litae
2. Adha page fata hua
3. Exams k liye imps
4. Cross vs zero game
5. Funny pictures drawn by us for tym pass
6. Dost ne likhe hua crush ka nam aur us par
itne pen ghisna ki koi aur padh na sake
7. Apna sign with different types

Dedicated to all "Idiot Students" like us
specially to the one smiling right now....:)

Boy To Bhagwan

Boy - Bhagwan kya shadi se pehle
kisi
Ladki k sath sona Galat baat hai?
Bhagwan - bilkul nahi lekin
haramkhoro
tum us raat sote kahan ho....

Jo nai samjhe dekho POGO

Derp Radio


Best of Best Jokes Forever

Hansa $ praful Dictionary

Control ur senses.....hold ur stomache and join
the Biggest laughing buster!!!!!!

"DECIDE"
Hansa: Praful "Decide" matlab ?
Praful: "Decide" Hansaaaa-a ... vo Casettee
player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme
hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" to "C-
side" .. "D- side"
---> "Decide"

"MATURE"
Hansa: Ae Praful, mature matlab ????
Praful: jab apna mahesh... chori karte hue
pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?
Hansa: usne kaha tha.. leave me.... "MAIN
CHOR NAHI HOON" ..main chor .....main
chor.....mature. ..acha acha...."

"Alphabet"
Hansa: praful alphabet matlab?
Praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar
karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti
hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
Hansa: alpha beth seat pe, alpha beth,
oooooooooooo, acha toh yeh alphabet!!



"ASSET"
Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" matlab???
Praful : Asset Hansaaa ... Jab hum gaadi mein
jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par
rukti hai ..... taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya
bolte hai ...
"Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... " Aee
Sethh .... " ... Asset ..




“DEPEND”
Hansa: Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
Praful: Depend Hansa... wo Swimming Pool
mein ek taraf to paani kam
gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra.....
Deep- End.. Depend!

TOURNAMENT
HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT
MATLAB??
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO
TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE
HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN,
BOLO BOLO!! HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN
TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)
MELISA:(CHIDH KAR: ARE USE TOURNAMENT
NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL EK
JHHUMKA -- ORNAMENT, DO JHHUMKE --
TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT

"AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI
TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA.." :p :0 :) :D

Double Meaning :p

Teacher Asked Pappu:"Agar ped
par 5 birds bethi ho, aur tum 1
ko goli maar do to
kitni bach gayi. ??
. Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayengi..
.
.
Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachengi, lekin
tumhari
soch mujhe pasand aayi..
.
.
.
.
Pappu:"Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai..
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain..
1 chaat kar, 1 kaat kar aur
1 choos kar.. batao konsi shadi
shuda Hai.. ??
. Teacher sharmate hue:"Jo choos
rahi Hai..:p
.
.
Pappu:"Nahi, jis k gale me
mangalsutra hai, Lekin apki soch mujhe
pasand
Aai...:p :D

Killer Pj

Santa:
Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
Banta:
That’s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha.
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.
.WRONG NUMBER

Smart Gal

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack
kar do, bill dadi dengi..

Lololol.... Killer Truth

Girlfriend setting password for her laptop with
boyfriend sitting beside her… She types
“BRAIN” as password. Boyfriend fell down of
his chair , laughing Bcoz
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Laptop replied:“TOO
SMALL''

Thinkable One

On the first day God created the dog. God said,
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark
at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will
give you a life span of twenty years." The dog
said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me
ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."
So God agreed.
On the second day God created the monkey.
God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks
and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-
year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey
tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog
gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too,
okay?"
And God agreed.
...
On the third day God created the cow. "You
must go to the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and
give milk to support the farmer. I will give you
a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you
want me to live for sixty years. Let me have
twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man. God said,
"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll
give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you
what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow
gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back,
and the ten the dog gave back, that makes
eighty, okay?"
Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat,
sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty
years we slave in the sun to support our
family; the next ten years we do monkey tricks
to entertain the grandchildren; and the last ten
years we sit on the front porch and bark at
everyone.
Life has now been explained to you

Best Joke of student life

Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle bhi
students karte the, aaj bhi karte hai or
qayamat tak
karte rahenge?
?
?
?
?
?
?
"Bahut masti ho gayi yaar, ab Kal Se
Seriously Padai karnge . . . " :D :P

Magical Car

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi...
20 lac
25 lac
.
30 lac
.
.
.
.
Ek aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki halat dekhi, usay
Car mein koi cheez theek na lagi to us ne paas
khadey ek Aadmi se poocha: "Bhai is khataara
Car me aisi kon si khoobi hai ke is ka itna rate
lag raha hai..??" :O :/
.
.
Admi bola: "Janab ab tak iss Car ke 10
accident ho chukey hain aur hairat ki baat ye
hai ki har accident mein sirf or sirf "Biwi" hi
marti hai" ;) :D
.
.
.
.
Aadmi: "50 lakh..." :P:P

A Person Entry

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe
thay.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko
khada dekha.
Raavan: chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?
Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .
Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry o.k.
Ram: Dost nahi hai...Bata to sahi hua kya???
Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam,
no tension+no fikar, maje-maje.
Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,tuje meri
kasam,
kya hua???
Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar,
itni si baat pe tune
Rajnikanth ko bula liya......:p

Singham Effect

Dad:"Result kya aaya.. ??
.
.
Boy:"Aai chya gavat, fail ho gaya..
.
.
Dad:"Besharam! Nalayak..
.
.
Boy:"Kuch bhi karne ka, magar Mera ego hurt
nahi karne ka..
.
.
Dad:"Aaj se teri pocket money band..
.
.
Boy:"Meri jaroorat kam hai, Isi liye meri
zameer me dum hai..
.
.
Dad:"Get out..
.
.
Boy:"Aata Maaji satakli re..
.
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Dad:"Mujhe ab papa mat kehna..
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.
.
Boy:"Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya...:p :D:O :D

maa ka Laadla

Beta: "Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale
naaraz hote hain kya..?"
Maa: "Tu zaroor kisi churail ke chakar
main hoga, aur ye sub tujhe usi daayan ne
kaha hoga....
Larkiyan to bas larkon ko
phansaanay main he lagi rehti hain... Jahan
Acha Larka dekha shuru
hogaien....
Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bohat makkar aur
KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan
bhi…........"
Beta: "Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai, Wo to
Daddy bata rahe thhe ke
Aap Dono ki Love Marriage hui thee..":D =))

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Killer One

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar
ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Banta: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. :o



Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. :p :)

Names of Girl in College

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne
Nam Hote Hai ?
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.
.
Ans: 5
1.Meri Vali
2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi
4.Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To
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5. Kamini saali :p

Friday, January 25, 2013

Must Read :)

Read Must :D
Arz kiya hai..
Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata
hai
Fear,
Basically your concepts are not
clear..
.

Dost ne pucha Exam mein,"5th
Answer Batao",
Maine kaha Melody Khao khud
jaan jaao..
.

Ek aur Arz hai,
Pamela ke Pyar mein pagal ho
gaya peter, Ab Hero Honda
Splendor 80KM
prati leter..

Bas Ek Aur,
aatma chhod gayi Jism purana,
Didi tera Devar Deewana..
Ek last, Bas Ek,
Blood donate karne ke pehle
hamesha Group jhachna,
Basanti, in Kutto ke samne mat
Nachna..

Yeh lo Aur Ek aur,
Yasomati Maiyya se bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh Life
Jhingalala..

Yeh wala last pakka,
Agar Tabiyat kharab hai to
dhundo koi chemist,
My name is Khan and I'm not a
Terrorist

Ek aur Plzz,
Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere Paaro,
ACP bola,"Daya, Ghar ka kona-
kona chaan maaro".. :P =D :D =D

Smarty Peepz

During Breakup -
.
GIRL : I got new BOYfriend , he is Smarter,
Intelligent andCuter than you.
So give me my photo Back :P
GIRLS Rock ;-) :D
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BOY: sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo's and said : I
forgot ur face Darling So please select your
Photo Yourself and Send back the
Remaining. :P:D
BOYS Double Rock ;-) :D :P

Meaning of Wife

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of
WIFE.

It means...

Without Information Fighting

Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means
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With Idiot
for Ever

Newton's Law of "AASHIQI"

Every Aashiq Contineus To Do
Aashiqi

Until & Unless A 'Tamaacha' Or
'Sandal'

With A Velocity Of 9.8m/s Is
Impressed
Upon Him By A Beautiful Girl..

This Force Is Called 'Beizzati'

Which Is Directly Proportional To
'Sharmindgi'


But Aawarapan Remains Constant

Truth Of Indian Cricket Team

Get Idea ;p

Rocking Guy

Girl: jaanu Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: baby Long Drive Par..!!
Girl:acha toh Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy:baby Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break
Nai Lag rahe.
:p

If a BARBER makes a
mistake, its a new style..!!
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If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake, its a new law..!!
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If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake, its a new
invention..!! .
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a
new fashion..!!
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. If a TEACHER makes a
mistake, its a new theory..!!
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If a STUDENT makes a
mistake, its a"MISTAKE"!
:p   :0  :/

Some Stupid Girls

ladka- Call receive kyo nahi ki ? ladki - wo
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Wo na me.,,............. ring tone par naach rahi
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:) ;)

Dont be Sad

Don't feel bad if someone
rejects you...
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expensive things because they can't afford
them :D

College Life With Friendz

College life is awesome with Freindzz.....!! - -!
LATE HONE PE :
"Aaj Bunk nahi tha"?
"Attendence ho gayi kya...."
"Agar pata hota ki iska period hai to mai aata
hi nahi"
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CLASS ME :
"Uski t-shirt pe kya likha hai dekh"
"1 page de na.... abe pen bhi to de,kam se
kam hath me
kuch to ho!"
"Tujhe bhukh nahi lag rahi kya"
"Kya yaar paka raha hai ye professor toh"
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"AFTER EXAMS":
"Jo choda tha vahi aa gaya".
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ASSIGNMENT COPY:
"Yeh kya likha hai"
"Jo word samaj aa rha hai vo likh,
jo nhi aa raha uska aise hi design bana de". :D
How many"Likes"for dis college Life :D

Boy to Girl

Boy:- Meri Gf banogi....??.
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Gal-Mere parents allow ni krte.
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Boy:- Haan kamini jaise mere baap ne to mujhe
"Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao<br>
abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha
Hai kya....??.:p =DD :D
Girl shockz boy rockz..

Unknown Call

1 ladki k paas ek unknown call
aayi.....
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ladka- do u hav a bf........???
. . ladki- yessss........b ut who r
u.....???
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ladka- tera bhai.........ru k ghar aa k
batata hu....
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unknown call
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ladka- do u hav a bf....?????
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. ladki-no i dont.......... :(
ladka- to mai kon hu...?????:-<
ladki- ohh sorry jaan maine socha
bhai
hai...... :(
ladka- mai bhai hi hu..... :-<
"bas aaj to tu gyi...... :p =DD

Girl's challenge

Girl-ek kaam kroge..
Boy:-BoLo Kya Karu GirL:-Chand
Todh Ke La Sakte
Ho?
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Boy:-Phir Eid Kya Tere Baap Ko
Dekh Ke Manayenge;-( :P......!!!!!

Its Rajni Style

1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di. . :o

NASA k scientists khus ho gaye-

LIFE ON MOON

LIFE ON MOON . .


Baad Me pata chala RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!!

Santa as Director

Santa as a Director: U should jump 2 the Swimming Pool from 100 Ft Height

Hero: I don't know Swimming.
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Santa: Oye don't Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty :D :0 :p

Never changes

Life Never Changes Only Our Thoughts Change For Example: Bachhpan Mein Darr Lagta Tha Aur Ab. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

















Fat ti hai.

Munna Bhai :)

MuNNA Bhai; Agar maa ko english me Mom khete he to maa ki Badi behen aur choti behen ko kya bolenge? . .






Circuit; Simple hai bhai Maximom & minimom!!!

Boy Rocks

Girl to boy:- Mai kaisi lag rhi hu aaj...?? Abhi beauty Parlour se aayi hu...


Boy- toh... . . . . . . . . . . . .










Parlour Band tha kya....!?!?!?

Real Angry Birds grrr :p

Smarty Santa

Teacher: Murgiyon ki taange
chhoti kyun hoti hain??
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Santa: Sir, Agar Murgiyon ki
taange Lambi hui toh Ande gir
kar toot jaayenge :p :D

Bacche ki akal

3 saal k bachche ne
Pyar ki definition likhi
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Pyar huggies me huyi
Su-su ki tarah hota h.
Jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par
Khud ko feel hota h....;)

Santa Rocks _\m/

Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke:
"Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo
kheenche Ja RaheHo?
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Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli, Aaj Mere Sarr pe Wild Life
Photography ka Bhoot Sawaar hai..

Public Toilet

1 Admi Public Toilet Mein Betha
Tha
K
Achanak Sath Wale Toilet Se
Awaz Aai: Kya Haal Hai? .
Admi Ghabra Kr: Theek Hon, .
Phr Awaz Aai: Kya Kr Rahe Ho? .
Admi: Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte
Hain, .
Phir Awaz Aai: Main Aa Jaun? .
Admi Pareshan Ho Gya 0r Jaldi Se
Bola: . Nahi Nahi Main Busy Hon. .
Phir Awaz Aai: . . . . .
Acha Yaar
Main Tumhen Baad Mein Call Karta
Hon.
Abhi Koi Ullu Ka Patha Sath Wale
Toilet Se Meri Hr Baat Ka Jawab
DeRaha Hai.:-P;-):-D:-D

Faadu Joke

Boy: I Love u
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Girl: hahaha
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Boy: Main tumhari khatir apni jaan b de sakta hoon,
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Girl: hahahahaha
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Boy: tumharay bina main zinda nahi reh sakta,
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Girl: hahahahahahahah a
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Boy :main tum ko 1000 ka balance bhejh raha hoon, tum ko mill jaye to bata daina,
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Girl ; kab?
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Boy:
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Hahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah hahahahahahaha :D :p =D

Santa Rocksss

Santa:"Kaam wali shanti ko bulao..
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Wife:"Kyun ??
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Santa:"Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana..:p

Truth Of School Days

One of the best school
memory :-
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Counting students in each row
to see which paragraph
I have to read out

Killer Boys

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye
rakhilayi
thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye
mangalsutra lau to kya tu
pehenlegi?
baaaaat karti hai ...

Tortoise Wins

Tortoise n rabbit wrote entrance exam -----
Tortoise got 80%, Rabbit 81%. Both went 4 admission in an engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%... Rabbit didn't get but Tortoise got admission. How?
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U remember wen we where in 1st std tortoise won
a race... Sports quota 5% marks extra.......

Kanjoos in Old Days

Ek Kanjoos ki Zindagi ke kuch
shaandaar lamhe..
1. Kanjoos : Yeh banana kaise
diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos : 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
shopkeeper : 60 paise mein to sirf
chhilka milega.
Kanjoos : Le 40 paise, chilka rakh
aur kela de de.

Pagalpan ka Overview

Tum sada hasste raho...
Muskarate raho..
Khilkhilate raho...
Khush raho... Mera kya hai...
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Log to tumhi ko pagal samjhenge.. :P :P :P

Kamina Ladka

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-naughty !
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)

SMART Boy

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka
ladki se:
aap dance karogi :))
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Ladki sharma k boli:"yes ...".
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki"kursi"main le
jaon baji ..??........... -. :p

ABC Truth

A -you are attractive
B-you are beautiful
C-you are cute
D-you are dear
E-you are excellent
F-you are fantastic
G-you arw great
H-he he he he he he
I-i am
J-joking

3 Drunk Guys

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi
driver knew that they were drunk so he
started the engine & turned it off again.
He told them."We have reached ".
The 1st guy gave him money.
The 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked,thinking the 3rd
drunk knew what he did. But he asked
"what's that for?".
The 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR
SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed
us!" :P

Santa Lips

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale?
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya
tha.
Banta: To?
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Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :* :p :D

Aashiq Status

Every Aashiq Contineus To Do
Aashiqi
Until & Unless A 'Tamaacha' Or
'Sandal'
With A Velocity Of 9.8m/s Is
Impressed
Upon Him By A Beautiful Girl..
This Force Is Called 'Beizzati'
Which Is Directly Proportional To
'Sharmindgi'
But Aawarapan Remains Constant

American Bee

What do you call a bee that has come
from
America???
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"USB"