Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Triple meaning

A very very TRIPLE meaning Example
of
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" HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI "
Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski
birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi
hai :P

Indian vs Americans (English)

One day, two friends (one is indian and other is american) visit a choclate shop in America. Watching the people busyAmerican steal 3 chocolates. After leaving the shop. American said "Man I m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one
saw me, u cant beat that".
Indian replied:"You wanna see
something better, lets go back to the
shop and I will show you real
stealing"
So they went to the counter and
Indian said to the Shop boy:-"Do
you
wanna see magic....??
Shop boy replied:"Yes."
Indian said:"Give me one chocolate
bar."
The shop boy gave him one,
and he ate it.
He asked for the second,
and he ate that as well.
He asked for the third, and finished
thatone too.
The shop boy asked:"But where
is the magic....??
Indian replied:"Check in my friends
pocket, and you ll find them."
U can't beat an INDIAN Hahahha.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Funny Shayari

Arz kiya hai
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Cycle chalao aisi jiska pichla paiya na ho
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wah wah
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cycle chalao aisi jiska pichla paiya na ho or ladki patao aisi jiska koi bhaiya na ho

Do you remeber that funny video??

CID - ACP jokes

Students with Teacher and without teacher

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Life of Students.. Must Read $ Share!!!

PC hai Net Nahi...
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ATM hai Paise Nahi..
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Cell Hai Balance Nahi..
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Bike hai Petrol Nahi
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Frnd hai Girl Frnd Nahi..
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Exam hai Tension Nahi..
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Padhna hai MOOD Nahi... :p :O :D

Solid Insult by unknown boy.... Must Read :)

Boy (politely): Hi...
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Girl (showing atitude) : Do I know
you..? .
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Boy (in cool tone):
nai re pagli.. teri itni aukaat kaha..;)

Tower from ciggrates

Killer Shayari

Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo
Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki
Marji! :P

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Ipl Jokes - Lasith Malinga

Lassi-th Malinga...
Share it and make other LOL

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Attention!

Admin Exams are going on..
Due to this we are sorry to say that our site will not be updated till 24/4/2013
On that day, Our site will appeared with awesome jokes, Theme and Will ROCK the internet...

Thanks to All Our Respected Daily visitors...
I hope you will visit our site daily... :)

Monday, April 8, 2013

Pappu Rocks!!!

Ek Bus Mein Ladko & Ladkiyo Ki Team
Antakshari Khelne K Liye Bani..
Girls Hum Tumko Haraakar dikhayenge
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Pichhe betha PAPPU BOLA:" Hum Haar
Gye, Chalo Ab Dikhao...:p :O :D :D
Jo samajh gya Thoko Like 200 ki speed
se .....

Himesh Reshamiya joke !!! LoLoL.. Toppa king

Himesh Reshamiya Ki Shadi Ko 3 Saal ho
gaye
Ek din Himesh ki maa ne apni bahu ko bulaya
aur kaha: “Beta, Good News Kab De
Rahi Ho?”
Bahu: “Maaji Good News Kya Ganta Hogi,
Aap Unhe Samjhaye, Har Kam Topi Pehen Ke
Nahi Hota“ :P

Killer Insult.. :p

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki
ring de do,
mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar
lena ki
kamine
se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di!!! :P
boy rocked
girl shocked :P

Friday, April 5, 2013

Insult by Santa

Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was
ugly and the other one was beautiful.
Pappu: walked straight to the ugly girl.
Pappu : Hi!
Girl : Hi!!
Pappu : Wanna dance ?
Girl : Yes (excited).
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Pappu : Ok, go and dance, I wanna talk to
your friend. :p

Insult Wife :0

A couple was having dinner at a restaurant.
As the food was served,.
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the husband said:
The food looks delicious, let's eat!
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Wife: Honey, you say prayer before eating at
home.
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Husband: That's at home, Sweetheart. Here
the chef knows how to cook.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

So True

Engg. Jokes

Ise kahte hai Engineering ki padhai?
:0 :p

Engineers Rocxxx

What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
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Frequency=1/time
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means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
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PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Friday, March 29, 2013

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Killer Quotes

Choti is zindagi,
Lamba sa rasta.

Mere se shaadi karle,
Tujhe Allah ka wasta

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

True story about car scratch

Stupid thing done in Exam

Short and Superkiller :p

Hahhahahah... must read

Suzuki Hayate. Bus Chutiye Hi Chalate

Rajnikanth's Status B)

4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-
ne mein...
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Phir Chahay saari zindagi laga lo...
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Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta...:P :D

Kaminey Dost

4 Boys on bike...
Police:"Triple riding is banned aur tum 4
baithe ho.. ??
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Boys shocked
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Looks behind..
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And says:"saalo kamino 5wa kaha gir
gya.. ?? :p :D :O
Hit Like For Kaminey Friends..:p

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Ultimate Reply During examination.

Dost Barabar likh rha hai..
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2nd frnd continously saying,
''Kutte kuch bta de''
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1st frnd Reply:" Mujhe khud kuch Nahi aata
hai..
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2nd frnd's Ultimate Answer:" Toh apne baap
ko luv letter likh raha hai kya ?? :p :O :D :D

Lol Truth of Women's life

Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful
life ??
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Because, women don't have a wife..:p :O :

Toilet meh mobile gira

1admi ka mobile toilet me gir gya

Tabhi toilet devi prakat hui or golden color ka
mobile usey diya

Man:" Nahi devi mera mobile sone ka nhi tha

Devi:" abe gadhe, dho le isey..:p :O :D

Three places where human cannot die


1. Heaven
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2. Hell
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3. Star plus!!:p :O :D

Girlfriend ki Rapchik Insult :p

Girlfrend khana khate huye:" ye tumhara kutta
mujhe bahut der
se ghoor q raha hai.. ?? :/
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Boyfrend:" tum jaldi se kha lo,
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wo apni plate pehchan gaya
hai...:p :O :D :D

Monday, March 25, 2013

Real student's Life

Student During Exam

That's What we do..

Street Football in style.

Haha... True feeling...

Say "Bitch please"

Height of Self-Respect

2 type ki gals k piche mat bhago.!!!
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1) jiske piche mai hu .. .
kyuki wo tum se nahi pategi...
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2) jiske piche me nahi hu wo mujse
nahi pati to
tumse kya Ghanta pategi :-P :D

Friday, March 22, 2013

Share this for Johnny Depp

Share it on fb if you RESPECT him

Share if it happens....

Matrix home edition :p

Really True...

Dove's Effect

Reaction on Phone Lost :s

Trololol conversation.....

Boss : There r 50 bricks on an airplane. If u
drop 1 outside. Hw many are left?
Employee : That's easy,49.
Boss : What are the 3 steps to put an elephant
into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant
in. Close the fridge
Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant
out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there
except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a
swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She just crosses it coz the
crocodiles are at d lion's birthday
Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er .I guess she drowned?
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from
the airplane.
You may leave now
Moral: Jitna marzi prepare karlo. Agar boss ne
tumhari leni hai to leke hi manega :P :D

Thursday, March 21, 2013

We Did It!!! Finally

Close Enough :)

How many shares for him??

LOOL MIB Rocks, Jinny Shocks...

Pika pika "Pikachuuuuu" :)

"Say Cheese"

This the way to say cheese....
Share This Happy Smile...

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

BANANA gonna release soon :p

:0

4D :)

Pappu se panga [Hindi]

Teachr:" Agr Tum Dost ko 500 do,
usko 200 ki Zarurt Ho to Wo Kitne Wapas
Dega?

Pappu:" Kuchh bhi Nai...
Teachr:" Kya Tum maths Nai Jante ?? .
Pappu:" Mam Aap Un Kamino ko Nai
Jante... :p

Trololol

Wife:"Look at that Drunker..
Husband:"Who is he ??
Wife:"3 yrs back he proposed me & I
rejected..
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Husband: Oh My God, He is still
Celebrating..Wow..